November 2010
115 posts
This Literally Made Me LOL
I Want to Ruin Everything Beautiful You Guys Are...
Because I’m malicious.
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FUCK
There are fucking live reindeer around the corner from me and I can’t get anyone off their arses to come and see them with me.
But I can’t go to a fucking Christmas festival alone because that’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard.
I wish this fucking thing was tomorrow.
I'm Excited
But I really couldn’t tell you why
I Think I Want to Be Creative.
I’m gonna cover a headband in safety pins.
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He Bought Me A Soda and He Tried to Molest Me in...
Yep, Yep Yep YEP!
I Wish I had the Money to Buy the Clothes I Want
Inside these George at Asda jeans that I wear every day is a stylish girl. Honest.
I Just Told My Boyfriend's Step-mum to Google Blue...
………..AND SHE DID!
Step-Sister: Shittttt i’ve run out of anti biotics…my blue waffle has come back with a vengeance!
Step-mum: blue wafffle ???????????
Michelle Byron hahahahahahahaha and your mum commented.
Step-mum: whats a blue wafle ????
Michelle Byron google it? *snigger*
Step-Sister: ew don’t google it mum! katie and jess wrote it
Step-mum I...
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I Just Told My Boyfriend's Step-mum to Google Blue...
ceejaypee asked: Viki has a picture on her phone of all five of us in the snow so that will go up soon :) I'm going to be taking LOADS of pictures soon because that Company feature is going to be like a scrap book feature. Also, i'm going to stop putting them up on my blog now but if you wish to read them unedtied i can send them to you lol xxx
jessaskittles asked: can i watch you sue yourself in court?
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Tumblr Provides the Overwhelming Feeling That I...
……………..*choke*
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Which One of You Bitches Wants to Dance?
I Can't Breathe
Don’t watch The Apprentice, Shell. I don’t care what your teachers say. Don’t watch it. I’m dying. Love, your soul xx
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Actually...
I don’t mind Comic Sans.
Click This to See Something Beautiful. WANT. →
:( waaaaaant.
What If You Just Don't Die?
Just Watched the Season (4) Finale of Dexter.
D’:
You Like Kitties and 9/11 Jokes
But not my analysis of ASOS and its strategy.
Weird.
thechaplingirl asked: I really really reallyyyyyyyyyyy reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy miss you.
our chats. our laughs. our giggles.
xoxo
our chats. our laughs. our giggles.
xoxo
Why Are My Questions Not Showing up?
A Break From Getting Dressed in the Dark
10 things you want for christmas
Plans
Grey jeans
A working computer (£100 from Preston uni 2nd hand)
Charity shop dresses
Charity shop skirts
Crochet tights (black, grey, burgundy)
To spend the day with my friends somehow like every year
A good episode of Doctor Who
A nice meal
A black handbag
9 Musicians/Bands you love
Michael O’Farrell
Michael Gaffney
Pinkie
Led Zeppelin
...
I'm reblogging the same person three times in a...
I'm torn
captaingoodbeard:
Unsure whether to love the uni library or hate it. On one hand, I’ve had to move around 4 different computers to find one that works properly. On the other hand, I have just overheard the following conversation;
Guy 1: Will you help me sort it out?
Guy 2: Nah, man, I’m working on my teddy bear.
Guy 1: Will you just leave that teddy bear alone for a minute
Guy 2: Man, fuck...
Stuff I Think About Whilst I Pee
Do tall men have longer willies?
Do fat men have fatter willies?
Do short, skinny men have a higher rate of suicide?
I love us.
thechaplingirl:
Shell: i was once in the room with people having sexand the girl got cramp in her leg Me :hahahahahahah Shell: just before she came so it went uhuhuhuhuhUHUHHUHHHHHHhhUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHI’VEGOTCRAMPINMELEGGGGGGG!it was funny as shit Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH SHELL I’M CRYING HEREACTUALLY CRYING
i love us too
When I Graduate
It will be all late in the year around November/December and I’m worried the buzz will have worn off. I would like a party to celebrate it to avoid that but broken home syndrome is a slag.
My mum’s family and my dad would be fine. My mum and dad would not. My mum and my dad’s family would not. Now I know people tend to think ‘Oh they’ll all get on for one evening...
