Ramble On: Archive

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It's getting Hoth in heeerre. So put on some more...

Dec 20th

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Outside there's a boxcar waiting...

Dec 20th

I Recommended a Blog: Tasteslikestatic

She posts: Orwell Kafka Boobs Pixies songs Daria So I’m recommending her because I think you guys will genuinely want to follow her.

Dec 20th

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Okay. I Know the Last Post Was a Load of Vaginas.

I still feel it necessary to post this, though. I just watched The Apprentice: You’re Hired. I don’t mind that Stella was hired per se. What I do mind is that part of her highlights was the infamous bikini ad she made. I don’t have a problem with women showing their bodies (please see the previous post for a load of vaginas). What I found disgusting was that she was managing...

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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rustykittens asked: thanks for following me :)

Dec 19th

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OMFG ^_^ Cute

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Yeah maybe that last post was weird. But that line from Father Ted had always stuck in my head. Someone is showing Mrs. Doyle a machine that makes tea automatically and she hates it. The man says ‘it takes the misery out of making tea’ and she replies ‘maybe I like the misery’. Not ‘It’s not miserable’ but that she likes it being miserable. Beautiful...

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

Dear Men...

What are the benefits of standing up to pee?

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my uni gave to me...

12 books to read, 11 mouth ulcers, 10 headaches, 9 grand in debts, 8 useless teachers, 7 bad grades 6 good grades 5 ass-ign-ments 4 false friends 3 years of hell 2 long-ass summers And a pretty fuckin’ useless degree!

Dec 17th

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Ham On Rye

I know that I’m going to finish it today. I don’t want to. I get sad when I finish books and this is a really good book. I only started reading it on Wednesday.

Dec 17th

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This Is How Douchey That Last 'Question' Was...

When I read it aloud, I accidentally did a Jedward impression.

Dec 16th

Anonymous asked: Brand and Lynch were meditating to demonstrate the benefits of transcendental meditation for soldiers/people with PTSD.
David Lynch is a wonderful director and a spiritual man and it doesn't matter what you meditate in as long as it help you to open up spiritually and has a positive effect on your inner being.

Dec 16th

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OMG There's More Booze Next to ME!

*Has*

Dec 15th

My nan's got facebook.

Dec 15th

It's Dim Up North - Michael 'Captain Goodbeard'... →

For anyone who has ever had joy stolen from them by an apathetic teacher. And for anyone who has ever truly loved books. edit: You could apply this description to the person, too. But I was just talking about this article he’d written. Click the linky-linky.

Dec 15th

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I should be working

but I’ve crippled myself in my sleep.

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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When I Get Into Bands...

I REALLY get into them At the moment I’m completely obsessed with Pixies. And Animaniacs.

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

Naturally Thin Girls

Get 3/4 length sleeves (tattoos)

Dec 14th

Drew Barrymore

Get dreadlocks. You’d look fit.

Dec 14th

Last Night I Dreamt That It Was Too Late to Start...

I think that’s my biggest fear at the moment. Anywho I was in school doing my degree and I’d been moved in to 2nd set which meant that I had no opportunity to get any A grades in my exams. Alex Myers kept gloating. And he had the voice of Kermit the Frog. And then I went to rescue Lumen. She was in a mercury mine. Which I’m pretty sure is not a thing.

Dec 14th