December 2011
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On Celebrity Divorce and Twitter
Russell Brand ( @RustyRockets ) and Katy Perry ( @KatyPerry ) are to be divorced.  As soon as the news broke there were ‘jokes’ doing the rounds on Twitter about the shortness of their marriage. I have to say I find the whole thing really, truly heartbreaking. Usually when celebrities divorce, I am divorced from it.  I have no interest in the private lives of celebrities.  But,...
Dec 31st
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Empty empty empty empty empty I’d really like it if something good could happen to me.  Maybe something crazy like getting that job.
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Cunt haberdashery chaos macabre
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“I like your Ed Hardy shirt”
– Nobody  (via classof1969)
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Christopher Hitchens
Rest in peace.  This sentiment seems lame.  Anything will at this time.  I loved your writing and your charisma.  I’m deeply saddened by your death.  I hope your wife and three children are okay.  But they won’t be. 
Dec 16th
One hardly notices how empty one's life is when...
Dec 14th
I need to go out soon.  I need something to write about. My fingers smell of cigarettes for no reason.
Dec 13th
Talking about advent calenders in work. ‘I have a Dr. Who one’ ‘I don’t have one.  Adrian (her man who also works with us) does, though.  And the kids’ ‘Oh you have kids?’ ‘Yeah’ ‘Are yous married and that?’ ‘Yeah’ Turns out, those aren’t her kids.  They’re Adrian’s. Aaaand they’re not...
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Anna Nardini is such a little bitch. I preferred...
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THIS NEVER HAPPENS!
Person A: You look like [celebrity]
Person B: Oh, thanks. Yes, I guess I do.
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I like hail. It's like snow that fucking hates...
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