The world is a bitch
Please be aware that your mark for the first assignment is 70%… WAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO
I once actually kicked a guy in the head for saying English was a Latin-based language. It’s Germanic. Cunt.
Trying to get a grip
I’m sitting across and looking right at you and I really don’t see anything there. I don’t know what you like… not really. I have no respect for your respect for moderation. I wish I could do it but I prefer to enjoy myself than to give off a certain image. You’re just about starting to make me sick. You compare women by their looks like that’s all they...
I can’t wait to have a real bed and get away from this back pain. It leads to far too much stretching in public to crack it and apparently I stretch weird. Embarrassing.
That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
I did not know until I knew. Now I know. Want to know? http://tinyurl.com/3zts9ap Now, isn’t the world a much better place?
I stepped on to the beach And the sand was so hot it burned my feet So I ran to the water And played in the waves That were taller than me
I can’t fucking breathe.
oh shut up.
There’s this guy on my facebook who has just split up with his girlfriend. Every post has been about that. Every single one for days. Today, I scrolled through my news feed and saw his status asking people to stay out of his and her business…
There are loads of people whose lives seem interesting until you meet them. There are loads of people you meet and think are dull who portray their lives to be interesting. There are loads of dull liars, essentially. I’ve been getting really tired of people lately. People who are lying about their whole lives… but what am I gonna do? Delete myself off the internet?
Occasionally my sister sends me sweets in the post for no reason other than because she’s lovely x
In Spain and Spanish speaking country the ‘Nova’ car is not called a ‘Nova’ because ‘no va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ and nobody wants a car called ‘doesn’t go’. Isn’t the world beautiful sometimes? x
For anyone following the 9000 words in 5 days...
I did it. Then I saw Richard Branson on the TV and cried. GO AWAY RICHARD BRANSON! Edit: I actually did it in 4 days. Aren’t I a FUCKING PEACH? RUM TIME NOW.
URGH Kill me now.
Lorelai: So, not only did you GO TO a keg party but YOU'RE the reason that a fight broke out, YOU'RE the reason the cops were called, this house is wrecked and all this CRAP IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!
Rory: Your point being?
Lorelai: Did you ever know that you're my heeerooooo? You're everything I could hope to beeeeeeee...
It's all happening
Clearly the finally days of uni are getting to me...
3rd Year. 5 Days. 2 Assignments. 9000 words.
Wish me some fucking luck.
Stop reblogging animal gifs
Please? I will do the movement back to the screen in public. It’s automatic.
I don’t like it when girls go on about their diets or whatever so I promise this will be my only blog even slightly about that but: What the fuck do you wear when you’ve started losing weight but you’ve not anywhere near reached your goal? Your clothes are too big. You can’t buy clothes for the size that you are now because you won’t be able to wear them in a few...
One of my greatest joys is seeing people acting kindly without thinking about it. There’s no ‘I’ll do this because I want to be nice’… It’s just how they are. It’s lovely.
Last night I dreamt I saw my tutor and he changed the A I got to a B. I’m still freaked and also massively fucking drained. I just want to cry all day.