Sweet Jesus, Hallelujah
I’ve been saved by your bumper sticker
Thanks for the kind words of wisdom, stranger
I was feeling kinda bad but now I’m feeling better
I was feeling kinda bitter, but I’m over it now
You’ve shown me the path and given me a way out
You showed me an altar and you taught me to bow
Your clever little T-shirt slogan just showed me how
For I was blind, but now I’ve got the London look
I’ve got a wittily-titled new self-help book
I’ve got a plus-one invitation and a positive outlook
And that uplifting Tweet of yours was all that it took;
“Nuthin is eva rly hrdr then it luks!!!”
